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After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
Woman bathing naked
How much is that going to cost me? A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it? Why girls rub their eyes when they getup in the morning? How do you know if you have a high sperm count? A modern device used for the upliftment of the downfallen ones.